As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14471. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14472. | Lindsay (math314) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14473. | Caesar (techguru94) | 73.41 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14474. | Freedom (employ) | 73.41 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 14475. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 73.40 | 97.1% | 2024-08-12 |
| 14476. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 73.40 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14477. | Vu (vu_truong) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 14478. | John (j0hnt) | 73.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 14479. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.40 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
| 14480. | Ole (olenord) | 73.39 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 14481. | Herozaic (herozaic) | 73.39 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14482. | Jacob (jsmith182) | 73.39 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 14483. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 73.39 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14484. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 73.39 | 85% | 2016-06-01 |
| 14485. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 73.39 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 14486. | Suman (grgsuman) | 73.39 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
| 14487. | Joshua (deltawolffe) | 73.38 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14488. | gmoney (gmann321) | 73.37 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14489. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 14490. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 73.37 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
| 14491. | MDV (molldoll3) | 73.36 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 14492. | Osmon (osmon_2004) | 73.36 | 97.2% | 2023-05-20 |
| 14493. | buyyakhoo (buyyakhoo) | 73.36 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 14494. | Chat (chat_ro) | 73.36 | 98% | 2024-01-25 |
| 14495. | Apollo (ahollo) | 73.36 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 14496. | Donovan (jetpyro) | 73.36 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14497. | steph (sorrel3) | 73.36 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 14498. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 73.36 | 91% | 2016-04-14 |
| 14499. | Eugene (rawners) | 73.36 | 97.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 14500. | Amal (am_a_llama) | 73.35 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |