Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3866. | k (mkoo) | 64.08 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3867. | Ben (benyefet) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3868. | Diana (sharky15) | 64.07 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3869. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 64.06 | 93% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3870. | 💨💨💨 (ppraisethesun) | 64.05 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3871. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 64.04 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3872. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 64.03 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 3873. | Bahaa (bahaaup) | 64.02 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3874. | ALED (elassyo) | 64.01 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3875. | Jenna (jeeennnaaa) | 64.01 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3876. | Chris (xilteen) | 63.98 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3877. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3878. | Martin (martinwong) | 63.96 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3879. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 63.96 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3880. | Kai (gigadelic) | 63.96 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3881. | lala (2eazzy) | 63.96 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
| 3882. | Calliope (delphian_calamity) | 63.95 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 3883. | Juke (jukezz) | 63.95 | 93% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3884. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 63.94 | 94% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3885. | Peter (beterbread) | 63.93 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 3886. | hans (hmuendel) | 63.93 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3887. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 63.92 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3888. | Raymond (raymennoodlez) | 63.91 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3889. | Sebastian (schmiffy) | 63.90 | 93% | 2017-09-04 |
| 3890. | Amit (red2black) | 63.89 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3891. | Diyar (theguywithawhy) | 63.88 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3892. | Pedro (chamychamy) | 63.87 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 3893. | Ash (gayleadriel711) | 63.87 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 3894. | Thomas (thomas70) | 63.87 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3895. | steeyo (stee) | 63.86 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |