And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25154. | minh (loveclassic) | 70.89 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 25155. | sanju (sanjusingh) | 70.89 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
| 25156. | Payam (pvza) | 70.89 | 95% | 2012-05-14 |
| 25157. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 70.89 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 25158. | yw (usingu) | 70.88 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 25159. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 70.88 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 25160. | seboka (seboka) | 70.88 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 25161. | yuccai (yucca) | 70.88 | 97% | 2015-09-13 |
| 25162. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 70.88 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 25163. | Drake (drake251200) | 70.87 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 25164. | Sam (salinko) | 70.87 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 25165. | Cozi (cozime) | 70.87 | 96.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 25166. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 70.87 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 25167. | Colemak master race (jake_c... | 70.87 | 87% | 2013-07-11 |
| 25168. | An (ancv1990) | 70.87 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 25169. | Ancient (ancientone7) | 70.87 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 25170. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 70.86 | 94% | 2023-04-23 |
| 25171. | Ham (hammah713) | 70.86 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 25172. | Derek (thewarrior_13th) | 70.86 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 25173. | jason (jcatiis) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 25174. | Elias (9elias) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 25175. | Jacob (gaycob) | 70.86 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 25176. | James (demfeels) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 25177. | Lam (lam_blue) | 70.86 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 25178. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.86 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 25179. | 🥔 (potato) | 70.85 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 25180. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 70.85 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 25181. | Niloy (proniloy0) | 70.85 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 25182. | Imambek (imambek) | 70.85 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 25183. | Ivone (vonshelly) | 70.85 | 94% | 2013-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |