And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18938. | Harsh (todorokishotoua15) | 80.94 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 18939. | Gada go FAAASST (seesawsi) | 80.94 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 18940. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 80.94 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 18941. | Zia Ziang (leongziaziang) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 18942. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 80.94 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 18943. | myscloud (myscloud) | 80.94 | 97% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18944. | Lau (darkbb) | 80.94 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 18945. | RC (rcd00) | 80.94 | 95.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18946. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 80.94 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 18947. | Christian (cram0112) | 80.94 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 18948. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 80.93 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 18949. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 80.93 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 18950. | bobby (bb0wn) | 80.93 | 97% | 2013-07-19 |
| 18951. | Yash (rubikstyper) | 80.93 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 18952. | discolars (discolars) | 80.93 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| 18953. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 80.93 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 18954. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 80.92 | 96% | 2012-04-07 |
| 18955. | Shruti (shrutisuresh605) | 80.92 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 18956. | Bekzat (beka_master) | 80.92 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 18957. | VQL (vqlence) | 80.92 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 18958. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 80.92 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 18959. | Katherine (incur) | 80.92 | 95% | 2016-03-15 |
| 18960. | using colemak (learning_col... | 80.92 | 95% | 2012-10-18 |
| 18961. | wayland (kajprintz) | 80.92 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 18962. | Taken (takenkills) | 80.92 | 96.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18963. | Naor (naorcotev) | 80.92 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 18964. | Marcos (aries569) | 80.91 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 18965. | klotz (klotz) | 80.91 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 18966. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 80.91 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 18967. | Christ (opposition) | 80.91 | 98% | 2013-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |