Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1115. | Nat (ngg4) | 72.35 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1116. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 72.33 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1117. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 72.33 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1118. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1119. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 72.32 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1120. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 72.32 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1121. | LB (man_onatree) | 72.29 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1122. | Bob the Bunny (bobthebunny) | 72.28 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 1123. | Mikko (mkrk) | 72.26 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1124. | Jun (junack12) | 72.25 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1125. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 72.23 | 99% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1126. | Aerdayne (aerdayne) | 72.19 | 95% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1127. | Patrick (pawal001) | 72.18 | 95% | 2018-01-19 |
| 1128. | cross (crossj) | 72.16 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 1129. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 72.15 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1130. | Diego (diegocr) | 72.14 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 1131. | delfan (delfaaan) | 72.12 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1132. | Charles (hugbug123) | 72.10 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1133. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 72.10 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1134. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 72.07 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1135. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1136. | Scott (scottdu) | 72.00 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 1137. | heclord (heclord) | 71.99 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1138. | Lucas (accidentalstagediver) | 71.98 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1139. | Kiva (kivattt) | 71.96 | 96% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1140. | typezillaaaaa (typezillaaaaa) | 71.95 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1141. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 71.93 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1142. | Legendaria (legendaria) | 71.92 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1143. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 71.89 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1144. | Sara (scbaxter) | 71.88 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |