Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1850. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 82.54 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1851. | Darisch (darischmanswag) | 82.54 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1852. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1853. | 四語千台 (yanagisawa) | 82.49 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1854. | Kim (frozencoolwhip) | 82.49 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1855. | Pepega (fips) | 82.45 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1856. | Ting (ting32) | 82.44 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1857. | Marc (marxotkin) | 82.43 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1858. | Erik (supernoob575) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1859. | Jackie (laserelite) | 82.42 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1860. | Janis (vigilante434) | 82.39 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1861. | Logan (cheesygoesfast) | 82.39 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1862. | Chris (nexthendrix) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1863. | Ita (ita17) | 82.38 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1864. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 82.37 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1865. | esskeetit (lukko) | 82.37 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1866. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.36 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1867. | Josue (jrios777) | 82.36 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 1868. | Sapient (sapient) | 82.36 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1869. | Nico (clarencenico) | 82.35 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1870. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 82.35 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1871. | Federico (_cali) | 82.34 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1872. | Chris (xjdks1) | 82.33 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1873. | Tiffany (tuffunny) | 82.32 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1874. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 82.30 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1875. | Mel (mrmcmellow) | 82.26 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1876. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 82.23 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1877. | William (willmart16) | 82.23 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1878. | prizzle (funkyasshat) | 82.23 | 99% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1879. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 82.20 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |