As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10233. | Storm (aerofivek) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
10234. | Tatsuya (zane404) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
10235. | Tedward (tedward765) | 83.03 | 96.8% | 2021-02-07 |
10236. | Johan (oxpost) | 83.02 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
10237. | Christopher (price4124) | 83.02 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
10238. | Alfie (davies0812) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
10239. | dEs (blackmantra) | 83.02 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
10240. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 83.01 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
10241. | YurQ (yurq) | 83.01 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
10242. | sam (swissnetizen) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
10243. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 83.01 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
10244. | Gio (gm21) | 83.00 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
10245. | dasdr (dasdr) | 83.00 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
10246. | krystalship (krystalship11) | 83.00 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
10247. | Echo (echo316) | 83.00 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
10248. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 83.00 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
10249. | P&D (p_d_v) | 82.99 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
10250. | Erick (strosekd) | 82.99 | 98% | 2024-08-22 |
10251. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 82.99 | 98.4% | 2024-07-29 |
10252. | Paper (paperstache) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
10253. | Aviv (avivbn263) | 82.99 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
10254. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
10255. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.99 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
10256. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.98 | 96.3% | 2023-10-29 |
10257. | Chestera (chestera) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
10258. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
10259. | Rafael (relativelyaverage) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
10260. | Guest (fonzus) | 82.97 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
10261. | Stephen (steveoncaffeine) | 82.96 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
10262. | Johannes (nachobar) | 82.96 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |