I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2340. | will (floppinglife) | 113.28 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2341. | Lego (lamborgotii) | 113.27 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2342. | Putti (puttio) | 113.27 | 91% | 2015-05-29 |
| 2343. | I love goth girls (joehands... | 113.25 | 99% | 2025-08-02 |
| 2344. | quipo (quipo) | 113.25 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 2345. | d0ge (d0ge) | 113.24 | 98.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2346. | Jo (typermac) | 113.24 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2347. | justin (jstin) | 113.24 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2348. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 113.24 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 2349. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 113.23 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 2350. | Minh (mn99) | 113.23 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 2351. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 113.21 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 2352. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 113.21 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2353. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 113.21 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2354. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 113.18 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 2355. | :| (nnz5) | 113.18 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 2356. | Dejun (dejun) | 113.17 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 2357. | perchance (perchance) | 113.16 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2358. | keker (yash117) | 113.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2359. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 113.14 | 98% | 2023-12-03 |
| 2360. | Clint (chammit) | 113.13 | 100% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2361. | annie (suriano) | 113.12 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2362. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 113.12 | 98.1% | 2025-01-10 |
| 2363. | Catherine (shinsou) | 113.12 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 2364. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 113.10 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2365. | Larisha (slow_is_smooth_is_... | 113.09 | 97.3% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2366. | TsarNicholasII (tsarnichola... | 113.09 | 99% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2367. | . (trihard7) | 113.09 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2368. | clyva (clyva) | 113.08 | 96.3% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2369. | Gaming_Now123 (gaming_now123) | 113.07 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |