Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1015. | Jason (lemonlime) | 94.52 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 1016. | FlyingFlamingo (deinna222) | 94.42 | 99% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1017. | illuwa (spils) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-05-09 |
| 1018. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 94.39 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1019. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 94.39 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
| 1020. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 94.35 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1021. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 94.34 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1022. | Das FoO (foobird) | 94.34 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1023. | meme (mememan9) | 94.31 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 1024. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 94.31 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1025. | Luke (lukedood) | 94.29 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1026. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 94.23 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1027. | Joe (alux) | 94.22 | 99% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1028. | I Love (oooyay) | 94.21 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1029. | Pedro (timboly3) | 94.17 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1030. | randomoink (randomoink) | 94.16 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1031. | Dejan (dejansrb) | 94.12 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 1032. | Brian (multimatum) | 94.09 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1033. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 94.08 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 1034. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 94.07 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1035. | ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) | 94.04 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1036. | Jacopo (jjcatapano) | 94.03 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 1037. | Cosmic (aji3) | 94.03 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1038. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 94.03 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1039. | Lolgottem (khanavec) | 94.02 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1040. | Jollo (jonahhollow) | 94.01 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 1041. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 1042. | Ryan (vaoe) | 94.00 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1043. | severed_toast (severedtoast) | 93.99 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1044. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 93.98 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |