The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19779. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 71.44 | 99% | 2014-01-11 |
19780. | Humble (hellohumble) | 71.44 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
19781. | Raul (inconight) | 71.43 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
19782. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
19783. | waifu (helpme_pls) | 71.43 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
19784. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 71.43 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
19785. | i'm bad (yoshiking78) | 71.43 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
19786. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 71.42 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
19787. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.42 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
19788. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 71.42 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
19789. | Marquis (marquis_) | 71.42 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
19790. | Sasim (sasim) | 71.42 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
19791. | Max (driema) | 71.42 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
19792. | Aragon (aragonx) | 71.42 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
19793. | Prince (03000066106) | 71.41 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
19794. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 71.41 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
19795. | Michael (infa) | 71.40 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
19796. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
19797. | nim (nimen) | 71.40 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
19798. | Emily (snowserpent) | 71.40 | 91% | 2015-05-11 |
19799. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 71.40 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
19800. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 71.40 | — | 2011-03-25 |
19801. | deget (deget) | 71.40 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
19802. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
19803. | Gengchen (thallium54) | 71.39 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
19804. | Aiden (aidenthegreat2) | 71.39 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
19805. | Joshua (joshdosti95) | 71.39 | 94% | 2015-02-22 |
19806. | Ali (alyhssn) | 71.38 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
19807. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
19808. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 71.38 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 86,922 | 82.28 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 115 | 85.55 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 85 | 87.42 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |