I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26988. | Jorgimtg (jorgimtheguy) | 56.25 | 95.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| 26989. | paul (paul723649) | 56.25 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 26990. | duane (duanejb) | 56.25 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26991. | DENGEROUS (dengerousmind) | 56.25 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 26992. | keihsu (ramen8) | 56.24 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 26993. | Hayden (hlbagd0723) | 56.24 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 26994. | 1544C (1544c) | 56.24 | 95% | 2011-05-25 |
| 26995. | phan (phandung122) | 56.24 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 26996. | Jeff (jeffreyl) | 56.24 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 26997. | rainblizz (rainblizz) | 56.23 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 26998. | David (david79) | 56.23 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 26999. | Chester (chesterization) | 56.23 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 27000. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 56.23 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 27001. | Kareem (kareemm) | 56.23 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 27002. | Paddi (adriott) | 56.23 | 92% | 2020-04-23 |
| 27003. | Laughing Gor (jump9miles) | 56.23 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 27004. | qwerty (nthqwerty) | 56.22 | 94% | 2022-02-20 |
| 27005. | El (eldestructo3) | 56.22 | 93% | 2022-04-12 |
| 27006. | teemoZ (teemoz) | 56.22 | 94% | 2020-12-20 |
| 27007. | tstats[zanies07] (zanies07) | 56.22 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 27008. | Degenerate (degenerate_gamb... | 56.22 | 95% | 2021-02-16 |
| 27009. | Dalia (flowhy_) | 56.22 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 27010. | hien (minhhien177) | 56.22 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 27011. | Maxi (maxi) | 56.22 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 27012. | chase (gmuhny) | 56.22 | 96% | 2013-10-27 |
| 27013. | Scoob (scooterscoob) | 56.21 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 27014. | Meow (vic12116) | 56.21 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 27015. | Supa (supasonic) | 56.21 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 27016. | Edward (minikooper117) | 56.21 | 94% | 2015-03-16 |
| 27017. | James (jamesofnet) | 56.21 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |