So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29474. | Taukekhan (taukekhan) | 53.31 | 93% | 2022-03-09 |
| 29475. | b (bdmqp) | 53.31 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 29476. | zhou (reborn_chris) | 53.31 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 29477. | Bill Bob (lightstar) | 53.31 | 94% | 2012-06-18 |
| 29478. | Amit (amitsaharana) | 53.31 | 93% | 2012-02-14 |
| 29479. | MasterZero (mastrzero) | 53.30 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 29480. | Ariel (shadowariel) | 53.30 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 29481. | Sup (chickeneight) | 53.30 | 94.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 29482. | jordan (loveball) | 53.30 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 29483. | Scout (warmup) | 53.30 | 96% | 2014-05-02 |
| 29484. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 53.30 | 79% | 2015-04-16 |
| 29485. | Max (maximilliant) | 53.29 | 91% | 2016-01-05 |
| 29486. | MewX (mewx) | 53.29 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 29487. | Milen (man1a) | 53.29 | 91% | 2012-10-30 |
| 29488. | Lisa (lisacabaluna) | 53.29 | 94% | 2013-01-17 |
| 29489. | Ric (batgolds) | 53.29 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 29490. | R1etje (r1etje) | 53.28 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 29491. | Jis (ljs765) | 53.28 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 29492. | clgq (clgq) | 53.28 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 29493. | shailendrasinh (shail88) | 53.28 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 29494. | Daniel (deffconm) | 53.28 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 29495. | T-rev (trev) | 53.28 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 29496. | Dejan (rockwool) | 53.28 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 29497. | Jan-Edz (jan_edz) | 53.28 | 89% | 2014-12-04 |
| 29498. | Raff (rafchixx) | 53.27 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
| 29499. | mistbk (mistbk) | 53.27 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 29500. | Bryan (sr00900) | 53.27 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 29501. | Mochi (doglovernicoleshum) | 53.27 | 93% | 2016-01-01 |
| 29502. | Hall (kiraclark) | 53.27 | 94% | 2011-11-23 |
| 29503. | Abdulla (unknownperson) | 53.27 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |