I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2843. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2844. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 78.58 | 96% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2845. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
| 2846. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 78.54 | 97.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 2847. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96.2% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2848. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2849. | Mel (mel2k) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
| 2850. | qImToxic (qimtoxic) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2851. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2852. | nabeel (nabeelmirza) | 78.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2853. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2854. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 96.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2855. | heHe (vunj) | 78.44 | 96% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2856. | nhubm (a_blover108) | 78.40 | 97% | 2025-09-29 |
| 2857. | Shishcobober (shishcobober2) | 78.40 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2858. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
| 2859. | Ian (dna01) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2860. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2861. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 78.30 | 97.3% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2862. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 93.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2863. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2864. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2865. | paim (barat_paim) | 78.26 | 97.4% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2866. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2867. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 95.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2868. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2869. | Atem (siratem) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 2870. | Kao (_psiphi) | 78.23 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 2871. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2872. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |