So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28112. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 28113. | Luis (oreos_waat) | 55.92 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 28114. | Shilong (nautist) | 55.92 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 28115. | rail (railyue) | 55.92 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 28116. | Michael (aliasmk) | 55.92 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
| 28117. | Reptile (raptilian) | 55.91 | 94% | 2022-10-20 |
| 28118. | qrill (qrill) | 55.91 | 93% | 2023-08-03 |
| 28119. | Redking344 (redking344) | 55.91 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 28120. | Felix (metr_x) | 55.91 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 28121. | keb (kerringtonbridges) | 55.91 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 28122. | Lin (desolaterain) | 55.91 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 28123. | Gl1tched (gl1tched) | 55.90 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 28124. | galactic (galactic) | 55.90 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 28125. | Krish (ninjakrish) | 55.89 | 93% | 2019-03-04 |
| 28126. | FStan (1024514) | 55.89 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 28127. | ryandi (ryandi) | 55.89 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 28128. | bleh (dan1ce) | 55.88 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 28129. | Deep (deepnguyen) | 55.88 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 28130. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 55.88 | 90% | 2017-04-13 |
| 28131. | Nasir (nasir1) | 55.88 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 28132. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 55.88 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 28133. | Edward (venom06) | 55.88 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
| 28134. | Nguyen (ngamykaka) | 55.88 | 91% | 2012-09-06 |
| 28135. | Jiten (jieten) | 55.88 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 28136. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 55.88 | 93% | 2011-05-04 |
| 28137. | n0 (doo1222) | 55.87 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 28138. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 55.87 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 28139. | rawwell (rawwell) | 55.87 | 89% | 2014-02-16 |
| 28140. | tuyen (mossad) | 55.87 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 28141. | peso (peso2groovy) | 55.86 | 94% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |