Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3984. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 58.50 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3985. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 58.50 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3986. | Noah (kikesmustdie) | 58.49 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 3987. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 58.45 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3988. | Can (cankerim2) | 58.44 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 3989. | Hakuna (ohanaislove) | 58.43 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3990. | Frederik (drift5) | 58.43 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3991. | Divu (divdev25) | 58.42 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3992. | Hamza (nerodine) | 58.37 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 3993. | Corey (hank0cean) | 58.36 | 95% | 2018-04-14 |
| 3994. | djole (djole) | 58.34 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3995. | Kilisus (kilisusaura) | 58.32 | 94% | 2019-01-19 |
| 3996. | Zatarc (zatarc) | 58.32 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3997. | Harry (snoopy790304) | 58.30 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 3998. | Marc (runawaypork) | 58.30 | 93% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3999. | Tran (newstrung) | 58.26 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4000. | Deepakdas (deepakdasprakash) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4001. | G (zger) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4002. | Cocaina (cocainavankempi) | 58.24 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4003. | Kingshuk (kingshuk) | 58.22 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4004. | mike (yyu2017) | 58.21 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4005. | Boogs (boogs53) | 58.21 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4006. | som (somez) | 58.20 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 4007. | Ace (acemace2018) | 58.18 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4008. | Hussam (samwa7sh800) | 58.18 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4009. | Viktar (viktar) | 58.17 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4010. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 58.17 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4011. | ra (ra777) | 58.14 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4012. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4013. | Leon (leonnorth) | 58.11 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |