It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3844. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 63.05 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3845. | ghaws (ghaws) | 63.04 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3846. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 63.04 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3847. | Micah (flyinmnkys) | 63.02 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3848. | Roland (radambc) | 63.02 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3849. | Misayaa (misayaa) | 63.01 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3850. | Zofie (zmchristian) | 63.00 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 3851. | Bill (billzheng15) | 63.00 | 95% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3852. | Josh (djoshi) | 62.99 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 3853. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 62.98 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3854. | Melas (melas1) | 62.97 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3855. | Evan (tamasu) | 62.96 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3856. | Spencer (yaboispoon) | 62.95 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3857. | Anh (anhtheking) | 62.95 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3858. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 62.94 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3859. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3860. | Eugene (eugene1) | 62.90 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 3861. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 62.90 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 3862. | Deepak (deepak_paliwal) | 62.90 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 3863. | Luka (soleesoki) | 62.87 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3864. | Jonathan Byers (big_johny) | 62.86 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3865. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 62.85 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3866. | liulian (18838007960) | 62.84 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3867. | Device (device46) | 62.84 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 3868. | Varun (varun6) | 62.84 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3869. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 62.82 | 95% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3870. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 62.78 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3871. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 62.78 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3872. | JC (jinchin331) | 62.77 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 3873. | Charles (mcicychip) | 62.75 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |