Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2517. | Tommy (treemantom) | 80.47 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2518. | Kyle (azkyle50) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2519. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2520. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 80.43 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2521. | Henry (clifford_types) | 80.42 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2522. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 80.41 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2523. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 80.41 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2524. | sakula (sakula1990) | 80.41 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2525. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 80.40 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2526. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 80.39 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2527. | voon (yvonnie) | 80.39 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2528. | Akela (akela123) | 80.38 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2529. | Colin (3geosyog) | 80.38 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2530. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 80.37 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2531. | m (flashyyy) | 80.37 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2532. | Brody (poilot1) | 80.37 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 2533. | Martin (decoy123) | 80.34 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2534. | Sun (sunflower61) | 80.33 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2535. | Harrison (araxelf) | 80.33 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2536. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 80.30 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 2537. | (roiii) | 80.28 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 2538. | Jason (creeperdalek) | 80.28 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2539. | Max (maxshaw2411) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2540. | hotmama (hotmamaa) | 80.27 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2541. | Simon (valerianflame) | 80.26 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2542. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 80.25 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2543. | shadd (shaddd) | 80.25 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 2544. | how? (haotingz) | 80.23 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 2545. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 80.23 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 2546. | Dan (dhogan) | 80.23 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |