Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1281. | susan (kf7hdw) | 88.95 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1282. | anT (gregorpingic) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1283. | Harry (pandasboob) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1284. | Jakab (schttj) | 88.89 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1285. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 88.89 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1286. | index finger spacebar user ... | 88.87 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1287. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1288. | Ted (macfan) | 88.83 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1289. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 88.82 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1290. | Alex (eggstreme) | 88.81 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1291. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1292. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1293. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 1294. | t (zyxx) | 88.73 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1295. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1296. | Anver (twizzzle) | 88.72 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1297. | deck (deckcsgo) | 88.71 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1298. | Katie (typerkate) | 88.71 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1299. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 88.70 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 1300. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1301. | Safmy (safmy) | 88.67 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 1302. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 88.67 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1303. | Shiqi (snian) | 88.66 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1304. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 88.66 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1305. | Durum (durumpitta) | 88.66 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1306. | Patrick (prmichaelsen) | 88.65 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 1307. | Shawn (koveus) | 88.65 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1308. | purple (purpleanalogue) | 88.64 | 99% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1309. | Anon (anon314) | 88.64 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 1310. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 88.63 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |