Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 919. | Ted (xted) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 920. | jeff (typecringe) | 96.31 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 921. | Jason (frozenpanda) | 96.29 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 922. | JoX (jox997) | 96.28 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 923. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 96.23 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 924. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 96.14 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 925. | anT (gregorpingic) | 96.13 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 926. | Alex (eggstreme) | 96.13 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 927. | Preston (lantzer) | 96.12 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 928. | Matthew (emhanse) | 96.10 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 929. | gtg dinner (ijikman) | 96.10 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 930. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 96.08 | 100% | 2018-04-30 |
| 931. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 96.06 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 932. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 96.04 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 933. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 96.03 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 934. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.02 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 935. | Siavas (siavas) | 96.01 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 936. | Icarus (puniture) | 96.01 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 937. | deck (deckcsgo) | 96.01 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 938. | Sildrig (sildrig) | 95.99 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 939. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 95.98 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 940. | Liu (bkaifeng) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 941. | Amy (amy159) | 95.94 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 942. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 95.93 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 943. | Sara (svellab) | 95.89 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 944. | Studge (studge) | 95.87 | 96% | 2019-03-25 |
| 945. | youwonttype (youwonttype) | 95.86 | 99% | 2018-01-20 |
| 946. | lgdamefan (robinellacott) | 95.86 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 947. | Arun (arun808) | 95.85 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 948. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 95.81 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |