I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6223. | Megan (siamesee) | 95.84 | 96% | 2025-05-28 |
| 6224. | Patrik (pbody) | 95.83 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 6225. | Andy (summermint) | 95.83 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 6226. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 95.83 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6227. | Vato (vmaskhulia) | 95.83 | 98% | 2016-05-13 |
| 6228. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 95.82 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6229. | keyboardcrusader (ausmanbos... | 95.82 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 6230. | Fish (fishfosh) | 95.81 | 84% | 2016-07-22 |
| 6231. | Eric (mispelt) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6232. | Roi (drone333) | 95.79 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6233. | David (wisehomiedavid) | 95.79 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 6234. | Charlie (chuck17) | 95.78 | 99% | 2024-09-23 |
| 6235. | tehmbot (timu) | 95.78 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 6236. | TMM (matt0509) | 95.78 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 6237. | एक नेपाली (... | 95.77 | 92% | 2017-05-06 |
| 6238. | K (thekman) | 95.76 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 6239. | Marc (mrcbnh) | 95.75 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 6240. | Pinhsien (plesry) | 95.75 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 6241. | Tudor (tudi) | 95.75 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 6242. | deck (deckcsgo) | 95.75 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 6243. | Eshelmen (drguru) | 95.74 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6244. | Eric (heeric) | 95.73 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 6245. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 95.73 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6246. | Just (ottovon) | 95.73 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 6247. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 95.73 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6248. | Hieb (hieb) | 95.73 | 97.3% | 2024-07-18 |
| 6249. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 95.73 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 6250. | SungJoon (sungjoon) | 95.72 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 6251. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 95.71 | 97.4% | 2021-03-03 |
| 6252. | Laura (laurga) | 95.70 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |