Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3193. | Ian (ianlang123) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3194. | Praynr (praynr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 3195. | Maros (wlkvr) | 75.34 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 3196. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 75.34 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3197. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 75.33 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3198. | tobias (thandschin) | 75.33 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3199. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 75.33 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3200. | Lucas (xxtimedilation) | 75.33 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 3201. | Jonas (outofdeltav) | 75.31 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3202. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3203. | DANIEL (dizo) | 75.30 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3204. | caique (caiquelira) | 75.29 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3205. | mplayer (mplayer) | 75.28 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3206. | Hamza (hsheirah7504) | 75.28 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3207. | John (randommz) | 75.28 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 3208. | Aashish (iamflash) | 75.27 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3209. | Declan (deccazz) | 75.26 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 3210. | Giles (gga_) | 75.25 | 95% | 2017-07-03 |
| 3211. | Vodon (vodon) | 75.24 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 3212. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3213. | flybot (flybot) | 75.24 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3214. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 75.19 | 96% | 2017-08-12 |
| 3215. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 75.18 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 3216. | Daniel (h0tline) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3217. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 3218. | Adam (ashtitan) | 75.17 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3219. | Ethan (robert0503) | 75.16 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3220. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 75.16 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3221. | Keno (kmoreland1) | 75.15 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3222. | Ramses (ram6) | 75.14 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |