As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3058. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 105.90 | 96% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3059. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 105.90 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 3060. | Katie ♥ (katimeo) | 105.90 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
| 3061. | Matt (ruggler11) | 105.90 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 3062. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 105.89 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 3063. | TacosFly (whentacosfly) | 105.89 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3064. | polt (poltt) | 105.89 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3065. | eijfiiie (_this_is_sparta) | 105.88 | 100% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3066. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 105.88 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 3067. | Dylan (nguyenthedylan) | 105.88 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3068. | (╯°□°）╯ (aaltra) | 105.88 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3069. | ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) | 105.87 | 99.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 3070. | William (sneakywill) | 105.87 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 3071. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 105.87 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 3072. | bass (fishing_for_bass) | 105.86 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 3073. | Hunter (hawsonn) | 105.85 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3074. | Declan (deccazz) | 105.84 | 99.3% | 2025-05-14 |
| 3075. | Bryan (bryanbae) | 105.84 | 99.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 3076. | winter (enjjj) | 105.84 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3077. | Jesse (himenohogosha) | 105.83 | 99% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3078. | Nick (nidzoni) | 105.83 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 3079. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 105.83 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 3080. | eunc (jjoong) | 105.82 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
| 3081. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 105.81 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3082. | Djordje (djo666) | 105.81 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 3083. | tstats[s2dent] (s2dent) | 105.81 | 99% | 2015-06-06 |
| 3084. | erk (estalow) | 105.81 | 98.4% | 2024-01-03 |
| 3085. | rid (kriddy) | 105.80 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3086. | Darko (darkec) | 105.80 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3087. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 105.78 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |