I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6802. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 94.17 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 6803. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 94.17 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 6804. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 94.16 | 95.5% | 2024-07-27 |
| 6805. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 94.16 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 6806. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 94.16 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6807. | Aubergine (pomergenes) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 6808. | yasin (yasin321) | 94.16 | 14% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6809. | Séamus (shay42) | 94.16 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
| 6810. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 94.15 | 95.1% | 2024-06-13 |
| 6811. | Torlava (torlava) | 94.15 | 96% | 2024-04-16 |
| 6812. | Nick (nickbanderson) | 94.15 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 6813. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 94.15 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 6814. | Peter (mowcno) | 94.15 | 93% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6815. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 94.14 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 6816. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 94.14 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| 6817. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 94.14 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 6818. | Jamie (rium9) | 94.13 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 6819. | Omar (s0uma) | 94.13 | 97.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 6820. | Declan (deccazz) | 94.13 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 6821. | つき (tsuki24) | 94.13 | 98% | 2025-03-30 |
| 6822. | Nate (ultimatedew) | 94.13 | 97% | 2015-06-02 |
| 6823. | Eric (edang344) | 94.12 | 97% | 2016-04-27 |
| 6824. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 94.12 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 6825. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 94.11 | 97.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 6826. | :3c (verdandii) | 94.11 | 89% | 2016-03-20 |
| 6827. | Nikolaj (baseyard) | 94.11 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 6828. | Oron (oron187) | 94.11 | 92% | 2016-08-18 |
| 6829. | Alex (mightsrain) | 94.10 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 6830. | cesar (pebus) | 94.10 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 6831. | Anders (hysteriac) | 94.10 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |