So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3526. | Zohaib (leggoboyo) | 104.82 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 3527. | alpha chad (gigachad92) | 104.82 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 3528. | AfterShock (aftershockonline) | 104.82 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 3529. | pearslice (mark42isawesome) | 104.82 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3530. | CodeNJoy (twistedpower) | 104.82 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3531. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 104.82 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
| 3532. | Mick (m_flo) | 104.81 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 3533. | Andy (parkourmaster302) | 104.81 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3534. | Jason (eraserhd) | 104.81 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 3535. | Raul (omar32) | 104.79 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 3536. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 104.78 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 3537. | Chris (weves) | 104.78 | 97.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3538. | L (swog) | 104.78 | 99% | 2012-05-12 |
| 3539. | awndi (aundi) | 104.78 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 3540. | Cesca (yasmen) | 104.77 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 3541. | Jesse (casinonight) | 104.77 | 90% | 2013-01-26 |
| 3542. | Ben (dead115) | 104.76 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 3543. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 104.76 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 3544. | Mayank (minkk777) | 104.75 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3545. | Cal (raceto151) | 104.75 | 97.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3546. | Kate (kate1957) | 104.75 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 3547. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 104.74 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 3548. | Craig (draogun) | 104.74 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
| 3549. | David (davidjliu) | 104.74 | 90% | 2013-09-16 |
| 3550. | A Pigeon (a_pigeon) | 104.74 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 3551. | Steffen (akhos) | 104.73 | 94% | 2013-06-06 |
| 3552. | claryiaa (spintu) | 104.73 | 98% | 2013-12-13 |
| 3553. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 104.72 | 98.3% | 2023-06-18 |
| 3554. | Das FoO (foobird) | 104.72 | 100% | 2017-02-25 |
| 3555. | Xul (xul1) | 104.71 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |