And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2288. | Ninja (ninja83) | 125.87 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 2289. | Dan (birken) | 125.87 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 2290. | Jun (impressed) | 125.87 | 96.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2291. | Mafionzor (mafionzor) | 125.86 | 98% | 2015-11-11 |
| 2292. | Mike (icecubez) | 125.85 | 100% | 2014-09-23 |
| 2293. | =) (fofusak) | 125.85 | 100% | 2015-10-12 |
| 2294. | neotyphe (neotyphe) | 125.85 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 2295. | Timothy (thchou) | 125.84 | 96% | 2015-01-29 |
| 2296. | Kristen (liangk1) | 125.83 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 2297. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 125.83 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 2298. | chiba (chibabijo) | 125.81 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 2299. | Veklion (veklion) | 125.80 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2300. | Enianen (enianen) | 125.79 | 100% | 2015-10-29 |
| 2301. | Matt (yjolie) | 125.79 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 2302. | Kat (katbartlett) | 125.78 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 2303. | mads (madmads) | 125.78 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 2304. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 125.77 | 97% | 2012-09-18 |
| 2305. | Sangyoung (ddragoons) | 125.77 | 99% | 2019-05-27 |
| 2306. | :) (bavadin) | 125.76 | 99% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2307. | 今日は Hi (noodlelord) | 125.76 | 94% | 2014-10-05 |
| 2308. | Timelord (snowy478) | 125.76 | 97% | 2016-04-30 |
| 2309. | Shervin (xxallproxx) | 125.72 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 2310. | Lucas (lux0sz) | 125.70 | 95% | 2015-12-04 |
| 2311. | Ian (ani100) | 125.70 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
| 2312. | Struggler (canttypeanymore) | 125.70 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 2313. | dome (dome2233) | 125.70 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2314. | melanie (melanie2525) | 125.70 | 97% | 2016-02-21 |
| 2315. | James (james1215) | 125.68 | 96% | 2012-04-19 |
| 2316. | mildlyaggressivecherry (mil... | 125.67 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 2317. | stanley (fran0neal) | 125.66 | 99% | 2017-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |