The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25041. | landeez (landeeznuts) | 64.20 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 25042. | xiphias (xiphias_) | 64.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25043. | Anthony (bearwarp) | 64.20 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
| 25044. | Aimless (ladylike) | 64.20 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 25045. | Hieu (hieule) | 64.20 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 25046. | Bob (dvorakguy) | 64.20 | 91% | 2016-04-23 |
| 25047. | Szuyu (szlee118) | 64.19 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25048. | Maximal (maximalelder) | 64.19 | 93% | 2021-04-26 |
| 25049. | nXqd (nxqd) | 64.19 | 87% | 2014-10-26 |
| 25050. | 96 (96crn) | 64.19 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| 25051. | Trey (bigbadloser) | 64.18 | 94% | 2017-09-08 |
| 25052. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 64.18 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 25053. | Ben (mnrubinsaty) | 64.18 | 87% | 2013-05-26 |
| 25054. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 64.18 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 25055. | bigmanbaby (smellynelly9000) | 64.18 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 25056. | Irvin (irvmed) | 64.18 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 25057. | Diego (diegokotipelto) | 64.17 | 83% | 2016-10-18 |
| 25058. | Sandra (pulledtrigger) | 64.17 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 25059. | Mayan (mayan__) | 64.17 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 25060. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.17 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 25061. | Jaxper (jaxper) | 64.17 | 90% | 2016-11-07 |
| 25062. | pee (nanana) | 64.17 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 25063. | luke (luke29) | 64.17 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 25064. | adrian (heeretic) | 64.17 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
| 25065. | Amanda (ddacm) | 64.17 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 25066. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 64.16 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
| 25067. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 64.16 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 25068. | Joseph (josephyen) | 64.16 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 25069. | sonita (giveup) | 64.16 | 90% | 2016-05-27 |
| 25070. | David (westie) | 64.16 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |