And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23008. | Ricky [Dvorak] (semithinkingd) | 74.28 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 23009. | Quang (disman123) | 74.28 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 23010. | im SLOW (yashkumar0) | 74.28 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 23011. | g (madchopper) | 74.28 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 23012. | Matrix (matri) | 74.27 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 23013. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 74.27 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 23014. | awais (awaispk) | 74.27 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 23015. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 74.27 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 23016. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 74.27 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 23017. | Ethan (ethan568) | 74.27 | 92% | 2014-04-23 |
| 23018. | sweet (sweet_chillie) | 74.27 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
| 23019. | jed (jedhurricane) | 74.26 | 96% | 2016-08-06 |
| 23020. | Paron (paronsrpk) | 74.26 | 97% | 2015-04-11 |
| 23021. | BMO (balot2020) | 74.26 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 23022. | Nic (scylla1) | 74.25 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 23023. | MangroveMan (swampy) | 74.25 | 97% | 2013-09-01 |
| 23024. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 74.24 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 23025. | 罗伊斯 (s4ndst0rm) | 74.24 | 92% | 2014-02-23 |
| 23026. | Amanda (ddacm) | 74.24 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 23027. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 74.24 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 23028. | Meet (meet27) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23029. | Joshua (joshuabruton) | 74.24 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 23030. | Shanti Swaroop (shanti_swar... | 74.24 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 23031. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 74.24 | 91% | 2014-04-02 |
| 23032. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 74.24 | 97.9% | 2023-10-13 |
| 23033. | Hari (harimarella) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 23034. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 74.23 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 23035. | hieu (hieutrann) | 74.23 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 23036. | Eric (wangjangler) | 74.23 | 92% | 2016-10-17 |
| 23037. | Monsieur (tonga) | 74.22 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |