In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 879. | Frank (francisnepo) | 84.61 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 880. | Pvl (isitfallacy) | 84.56 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 881. | :) (bavadin) | 84.52 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 882. | James (karonar) | 84.51 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 883. | batbold (bb__) | 84.51 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 884. | Khiết Doanh (kd9x) | 84.49 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 885. | heathcliff (hethbliff) | 84.49 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 886. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 84.47 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 887. | keker (yash117) | 84.46 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 888. | Mark (markymarky05) | 84.46 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 889. | Christopher (chrinaldi) | 84.45 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 890. | Ryder (highryder18) | 84.43 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 891. | Mark (veltzer) | 84.43 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 892. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.40 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 893. | chuckey (chuckey) | 84.40 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 894. | Igor (skeef79) | 84.34 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 895. | David (dcohen91) | 84.33 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 896. | Alexander (snailno1) | 84.31 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 897. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 84.30 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 898. | catboy (knightsunder) | 84.29 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 899. | Eve (evehelin) | 84.29 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 900. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 84.29 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 901. | Eric (echoi213) | 84.27 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 902. | Prathamesh (prathamesh0927) | 84.24 | 100% | 2020-11-18 |
| 903. | Liam (retrorocker) | 84.23 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 904. | Owen (boblaz) | 84.22 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 905. | Peter (peternotpiper) | 84.22 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 906. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 84.14 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 907. | jacob (iljain) | 84.13 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 908. | Ashley (huangash) | 84.13 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |