I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1926. | Angry (magnuscarlsbad) | 119.20 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 1927. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 119.19 | 98.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1928. | друг (upheldrusty) | 119.19 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1929. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 119.18 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 1930. | Chet (chetbaker) | 119.15 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 1931. | mildlyaggressivecherry (mil... | 119.13 | 95.7% | 2025-02-07 |
| 1932. | Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) | 119.13 | 99% | 2022-06-01 |
| 1933. | tstats[siriusvega] (siriusv... | 119.13 | 97.9% | 2021-01-27 |
| 1934. | Anish (typeswithtwo) | 119.13 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1935. | Derkz (derkz) | 119.13 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 1936. | J (sobased) | 119.11 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 1937. | Alex (1dwalker) | 119.10 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 1938. | rashawn (corthas) | 119.07 | 99.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1939. | no (jonah1357) | 119.06 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1940. | i never win (neroflux) | 119.06 | 94% | 2017-04-10 |
| 1941. | i am (ashou) | 119.05 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 1942. | David (dcohen91) | 119.04 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 1943. | allie (admw) | 119.03 | 100% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1944. | Anton (m3tafour) | 119.01 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1945. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 119.01 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1946. | cookiecap10 (cookiecap10) | 119.00 | 98.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 1947. | Bastian (benderong) | 119.00 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1948. | Stanley (zaozaostan) | 118.99 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1949. | seann (sseann) | 118.98 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1950. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 118.98 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 1951. | Alse (edgemaxxing) | 118.96 | 97% | 2025-02-07 |
| 1952. | dappy (dappyw) | 118.95 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1953. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 118.95 | 100% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1954. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 118.94 | 98.1% | 2024-09-12 |
| 1955. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 118.94 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |