The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2210. | Bry (miano) | 116.08 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 2211. | Slow (slow_india) | 116.08 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 2212. | bonjour (jimmy1231) | 116.07 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2213. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 116.07 | 99% | 2014-01-29 |
| 2214. | ✔ (nichabosh) | 116.06 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2215. | anthony (antoneni) | 116.06 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2216. | Ashley (wiltedchameleon) | 116.05 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 2217. | Yoshiki (yosyosyos) | 116.05 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 2218. | #2 (nigelbo) | 116.04 | 94% | 2012-09-09 |
| 2219. | Ef (raighor) | 116.03 | 99% | 2015-10-24 |
| 2220. | Fillmoore (fillmoore) | 116.03 | 92% | 2014-02-07 |
| 2221. | Kevin (kevinu) | 116.02 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2222. | lark (jeduhay) | 116.02 | 95% | 2014-10-24 |
| 2223. | ck (yiu_are_stupid) | 116.01 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 2224. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 116.01 | 97% | 2016-09-06 |
| 2225. | Joseph (opidajoe) | 115.99 | 98% | 2013-10-17 |
| 2226. | David (dcohen91) | 115.97 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 2227. | Xyrwen (hoosteric) | 115.96 | 94% | 2014-06-15 |
| 2228. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 115.95 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 2229. | Drewba (drewba) | 115.94 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 2230. | 1015634 (1015634) | 115.94 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 2231. | the Trumpet (joetrumpet) | 115.94 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 2232. | QwertyBaguette (smellybague... | 115.93 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2233. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 115.92 | 99% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2234. | adam (mradam) | 115.92 | 96% | 2013-11-16 |
| 2235. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 115.92 | 98% | 2015-05-12 |
| 2236. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 115.91 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 2237. | Logan (theperson60) | 115.91 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 2238. | Ed (esshowtime) | 115.91 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 2239. | Lucas (qualia) | 115.90 | 92% | 2013-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |