I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2046. | Ahmadi (transporter) | 115.53 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2047. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 115.52 | 97.2% | 2025-04-25 |
| 2048. | Dark (lewpur) | 115.51 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2049. | L (professor_l) | 115.50 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2050. | Jack (bandages) | 115.50 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 2051. | Benjamin (orangeflyingcow) | 115.50 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 2052. | loois (gorgontes) | 115.49 | 99.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2053. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 115.46 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 2054. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 115.46 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2055. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 115.45 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 2056. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 115.45 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2057. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 115.42 | 97.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2058. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 115.42 | 99.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 2059. | Trajan (trajanme) | 115.41 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2060. | Minas (mmel) | 115.41 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2061. | Allen (keenharlequin) | 115.41 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 2062. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 115.37 | 97.6% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2063. | d (dc37) | 115.37 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2064. | daspartic (daspartic) | 115.37 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 2065. | sujsh (sujsh) | 115.36 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2066. | Axton (recklessxd) | 115.34 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2067. | T (tcubesak) | 115.34 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2068. | Paul (dakuzo) | 115.33 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 2069. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 115.32 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2070. | Austin (austin4040) | 115.32 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2071. | yung (shwn) | 115.31 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2072. | Nulldev (nulldev) | 115.31 | 99% | 2017-05-30 |
| 2073. | Fiona (fionughh) | 115.30 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 2074. | because... (3agwa_79) | 115.30 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 2075. | vincenzomaster (nonquitvinpho) | 115.30 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |