So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32595. | Ain (methuse) | 48.23 | 87% | 2013-05-03 |
| 32596. | AG (a7n6k6iit) | 48.22 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 32597. | Emgae (emgae) | 48.22 | 94% | 2023-04-19 |
| 32598. | Dusan (dusan321) | 48.22 | 93% | 2022-10-19 |
| 32599. | Ryan (weite) | 48.22 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
| 32600. | Yux (voce) | 48.22 | 94% | 2013-01-25 |
| 32601. | ismail (cambasi) | 48.21 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 32602. | NeRdZ B) (lehya) | 48.21 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 32603. | Morty (hey_i_am_morty) | 48.20 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 32604. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 48.20 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 32605. | Aykut (holyday) | 48.20 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 32606. | Nursultan (1servant96) | 48.19 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| 32607. | Jack (jsdsparky) | 48.19 | 85% | 2015-12-15 |
| 32608. | Jonathan (john_ee) | 48.19 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 32609. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 48.19 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 32610. | Anup (nifty2012) | 48.19 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 32611. | steve (steveywonder101) | 48.18 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 32612. | Dan (dbster) | 48.18 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 32613. | Akhil (akhiljw46) | 48.18 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 32614. | Tiago (keishin) | 48.18 | 94% | 2014-12-15 |
| 32615. | huy (ngochuyvn) | 48.18 | 96% | 2011-07-22 |
| 32616. | T (cnsz) | 48.18 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 32617. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 48.18 | 94% | 2018-07-18 |
| 32618. | sunitha (skrish55) | 48.17 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 32619. | Bernard (peachseeker) | 48.17 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
| 32620. | moanal (moanal) | 48.17 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
| 32621. | Amber (ambriv) | 48.17 | 93% | 2018-10-01 |
| 32622. | naileuX (naileux) | 48.16 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 32623. | herson (hersonxd) | 48.16 | 91% | 2011-10-14 |
| 32624. | Do (zeroooo) | 48.16 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |