Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1843. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 82.74 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1844. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 82.73 | 98% | 2018-03-08 |
| 1845. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 82.72 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
| 1846. | dvsshadow (dvsshadow) | 82.72 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1847. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1848. | Rai (fisheko) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1849. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 82.69 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 1850. | Jordy (mrollie) | 82.66 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1851. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1852. | Namaztak (namaztak) | 82.64 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1853. | Areeb (blaze228) | 82.63 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1854. | Para (parad) | 82.63 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1855. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 82.62 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1856. | Riley (plutoniumz) | 82.61 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1857. | Jean (orangedrum) | 82.61 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1858. | nikos (chaosreignz) | 82.56 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1859. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 82.55 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1860. | David (dazzlethc) | 82.55 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1861. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 82.55 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1862. | Gregory (azndota) | 82.53 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1863. | ollir (ollir) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1864. | henryk (adeczek) | 82.53 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1865. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 82.51 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 1866. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 82.51 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1867. | Ken (kssanchez1989) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1868. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 82.50 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 1869. | Jackie (laserelite) | 82.49 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1870. | agyon (meikaina) | 82.48 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1871. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 82.47 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1872. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 82.47 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |