So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33289. | light yagami (light_8yagami99) | 46.66 | 93% | 2023-05-18 |
| 33290. | kittycake1672 (kittycake1672) | 46.66 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 33291. | Philip (philipcheny@gmail.com) | 46.66 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 33292. | Ragu (raguk2020) | 46.66 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 33293. | '_'--- (bilandrei154) | 46.66 | 94% | 2018-09-16 |
| 33294. | Abdelrahman (abelrahman) | 46.65 | 94% | 2023-04-02 |
| 33295. | Dmitriy (lovermann) | 46.65 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 33296. | Nando (nando17) | 46.65 | 94% | 2019-08-04 |
| 33297. | hemanth (tirupatihemanthkumar) | 46.65 | 91% | 2014-04-09 |
| 33298. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 46.65 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 33299. | Nam (supergimper) | 46.64 | 96% | 2012-01-31 |
| 33300. | Simon (lefaun) | 46.64 | 96% | 2014-09-25 |
| 33301. | kashif (muhammadkashifjawed) | 46.63 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 33302. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 46.63 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 33303. | Snoopy (snoop) | 46.63 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 33304. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 46.63 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
| 33305. | prain (prain) | 46.62 | 94% | 2023-05-16 |
| 33306. | Stephen (stefford) | 46.62 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 33307. | ♘ ℙяαвнαт (dawnavd) | 46.62 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
| 33308. | amrite (amrite) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 33309. | vasu (vasu021191) | 46.61 | 90% | 2012-09-01 |
| 33310. | Jet (cdfjr4) | 46.61 | 92% | 2014-01-14 |
| 33311. | kelpforbrains (qwertymins) | 46.61 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 33312. | eylül (quackie) | 46.61 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33313. | BRIAN (moomaw) | 46.61 | 89% | 2011-07-13 |
| 33314. | mae (uzumae) | 46.61 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 33315. | mat O (mat_o) | 46.60 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 33316. | learning (mehta128) | 46.60 | 94% | 2020-11-05 |
| 33317. | Ariana (aristarla) | 46.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 33318. | naren (demontyper) | 46.60 | 90% | 2011-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |