So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22459. | Ricky (scrunchbox) | 64.67 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 22460. | phauie (phauie) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-08-15 |
| 22461. | Love (nicklove) | 64.67 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22462. | john (johanwo) | 64.67 | 89% | 2016-05-18 |
| 22463. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 64.66 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22464. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 64.66 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 22465. | Yash (one9805) | 64.66 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22466. | Max (maexxx) | 64.66 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 22467. | Thomas (tomvaiou) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
| 22468. | Cruz (skittle_juice) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 22469. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 64.66 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
| 22470. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 64.65 | 96.3% | 2023-07-13 |
| 22471. | shreyas (shreyas) | 64.65 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 22472. | mistirri (mistirri) | 64.65 | 95% | 2019-07-24 |
| 22473. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 64.65 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 22474. | Goose (reichmatthew) | 64.65 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 22475. | Soup (lollyguin) | 64.64 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22476. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 64.64 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 22477. | Davito3 (davito3) | 64.64 | 94% | 2016-05-31 |
| 22478. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 64.64 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 22479. | Deni (travao) | 64.64 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 22480. | saqib (saqib19) | 64.64 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 22481. | M (kolk) | 64.63 | 83% | 2011-08-06 |
| 22482. | David (itsdavyh) | 64.63 | 85% | 2014-04-18 |
| 22483. | Crema (cremacrem) | 64.63 | 94% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22484. | milan (milanff) | 64.63 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22485. | Vasanth (springbee) | 64.63 | 92% | 2013-11-26 |
| 22486. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 64.63 | 88% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22487. | Potato (milkbag) | 64.63 | 89% | 2016-01-28 |
| 22488. | Bharain (baobaboi) | 64.63 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |