Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1431. | Ilia (isilisi) | 87.04 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1432. | Landon (floont) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1433. | Ian (deanoid) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 1434. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 86.99 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1435. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1436. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 86.96 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1437. | Tracy (fbaskivbhaql2) | 86.93 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1438. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 86.93 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 1439. | Nico (clarencenico) | 86.91 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 1440. | SCM (smusson) | 86.91 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1441. | Bidou (bidou) | 86.90 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1442. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 86.90 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1443. | Mathew (dna44) | 86.89 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1444. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 86.87 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1445. | Korey (korizmo) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1446. | Pranav (chesseswar) | 86.84 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1447. | Dmytro (davidmoody) | 86.81 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1448. | ultrawings (ultrawings) | 86.78 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1449. | taco (tacocat0) | 86.76 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1450. | 🥇 Evan C. (evancnavarro) | 86.75 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1451. | @RaedKhasawneh (raedkhasawneh) | 86.72 | 95% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1452. | Melissa (nekroid) | 86.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1453. | Jacob (jacob_milliron) | 86.68 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1454. | Jacob (jacobtuszynski) | 86.66 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1455. | DeeFly (deefly) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1456. | 푸푸피피 (f6zqygeti2yql... | 86.63 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1457. | Dennis (dluo21) | 86.63 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1458. | Mube (mubeblue) | 86.63 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1459. | Aspiring (aspiringcake) | 86.62 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1460. | Blue (blue_lux) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |