As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4499. | Loic (99loic) | 98.90 | 96.9% | 2024-02-28 |
| 4500. | Luke (balancedlife) | 98.90 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4501. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 98.89 | 100% | 2021-01-19 |
| 4502. | nimboi (nimboi) | 98.88 | 97% | 2025-04-05 |
| 4503. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 98.88 | 98.2% | 2024-01-19 |
| 4504. | johnson (johnsonbrohnson) | 98.88 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 4505. | bob (mypotatoflies) | 98.87 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 4506. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 98.87 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| 4507. | jmt (jmt2) | 98.86 | 98% | 2024-06-10 |
| 4508. | cao (nckc2k) | 98.85 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4509. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 4510. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 4511. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 4512. | Ovrborred (ovrborred) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 4513. | Stalactic (stalactic) | 98.85 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
| 4514. | Adora (adorablebanana) | 98.85 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4515. | danny (stewyvirus) | 98.84 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4516. | Roy (700volvo) | 98.84 | 90% | 2016-06-18 |
| 4517. | Matt (misterc) | 98.84 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 4518. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 98.84 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 4519. | Reg (reggg) | 98.84 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 4520. | Dave (davidkim123) | 98.84 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4521. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 98.84 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4522. | fe (ferkoaa) | 98.83 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 4523. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 98.83 | 95% | 2017-01-29 |
| 4524. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 98.81 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 4525. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 98.81 | 96% | 2016-08-08 |
| 4526. | Brandon (brandong) | 98.81 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4527. | Chad (chadkouse) | 98.79 | 95% | 2015-08-31 |
| 4528. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 98.79 | 100% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |