I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2351. | Gary (gary01pd2017) | 119.56 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 2352. | Fesh (feshua) | 119.55 | 98.9% | 2024-09-03 |
| 2353. | jpd236 (jpd236) | 119.54 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2354. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 119.53 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2355. | Combo (combospag) | 119.52 | 98.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 2356. | Ian (predators3423) | 119.51 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2357. | Tien (thetientran) | 119.49 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 2358. | Pavana (lastflowers) | 119.48 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2359. | skizzlenoxu (skizzlenoxu) | 119.47 | 97.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2360. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 119.47 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 2361. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 119.46 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2362. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 119.44 | 98.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2363. | Aren (tl8xv) | 119.44 | 100% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2364. | GeneralPinkie (generalpinkie) | 119.44 | 99% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2365. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 119.43 | 98.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2366. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 119.43 | 97.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2367. | Qwertie (zackeroo) | 119.42 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2368. | David (davidjohnston20) | 119.42 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2369. | Zor (zorion) | 119.42 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2370. | nd03 (zeyox) | 119.41 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2371. | Tabs (aptex) | 119.40 | 99.4% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2372. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 119.40 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 2373. | Peaches (devastated) | 119.40 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2374. | tivo (tivotavo) | 119.39 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2375. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 119.39 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2376. | harry (harrysz) | 119.37 | 99.4% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2377. | Patrick (araex) | 119.36 | 100% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2378. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 119.36 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2379. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 119.36 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2380. | failure (bluejobs) | 119.33 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |