I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2782. | Winny (muffvamp) | 110.42 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
| 2783. | Sam (shwestrick) | 110.42 | 96% | 2016-07-09 |
| 2784. | Lk (lds110) | 110.42 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2785. | Demancer (demancer) | 110.41 | 99% | 2021-09-26 |
| 2786. | DoctorN0gloff (doctorn0gloff) | 110.41 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2787. | Qin (qinlixing) | 110.40 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2788. | Grant (peppermd) | 110.38 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 2789. | Allen (allent528) | 110.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 2790. | rhze (professor_pyg) | 110.37 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 2791. | Jackie (phamtaro) | 110.37 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2792. | Nathan (tokenshift) | 110.36 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 2793. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 110.36 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2794. | N o y b (jet1k) | 110.35 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 2795. | neverblade (neverblade) | 110.35 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 2796. | Akribane (akribane) | 110.33 | 97% | 2024-12-31 |
| 2797. | issa (issa_) | 110.33 | 97.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2798. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 110.32 | 98.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2799. | いつき (huywee) | 110.32 | 96.1% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2800. | David (davidjohnston20) | 110.32 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2801. | Cygnus (cygnuss) | 110.31 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2802. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 110.27 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 2803. | Wil$on (wilsonlee123) | 110.27 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 2804. | cole (coldmak) | 110.26 | 97.5% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2805. | Anthony (pianokid88) | 110.26 | 94% | 2016-10-02 |
| 2806. | Zi (zdry) | 110.26 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2807. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 110.24 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 2808. | Squidney (hieroolz97) | 110.23 | 94% | 2015-07-01 |
| 2809. | Kriso (krischoo276) | 110.23 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 2810. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 110.23 | 98.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2811. | Marm (slayerxy) | 110.22 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |