So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3184. | RestUpFriend (restupfriend) | 106.65 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 3185. | Curlpipe (lgwilliams) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3186. | Reg (regwong) | 106.65 | 99% | 2016-05-02 |
| 3187. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 106.65 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 3188. | Marc (ratshepard) | 106.64 | 98.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3189. | Hilda (hildamd) | 106.64 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 3190. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 106.64 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 3191. | Kevin (yurts) | 106.63 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 3192. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 106.62 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3193. | kb (shitkb) | 106.61 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 3194. | Ned (nedfrench) | 106.61 | 95% | 2013-12-20 |
| 3195. | . (fuxiii) | 106.61 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3196. | Cody (copayne) | 106.60 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 3197. | anthony (antoneni) | 106.59 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 3198. | Kevin (kgao1996) | 106.59 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
| 3199. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 106.58 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 3200. | David (davidjohnston20) | 106.57 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 3201. | Joe (srittenhouse) | 106.57 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 3202. | Maks (soult4ker) | 106.57 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 3203. | Olu (olubean) | 106.56 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 3204. | suiso (suisosan) | 106.56 | 97% | 2015-03-06 |
| 3205. | James (iamjamesv) | 106.55 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 3206. | Rishi (roemo) | 106.55 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 3207. | Jer (nadel1232) | 106.55 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
| 3208. | Josh (goosedad) | 106.54 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 3209. | Abraham (park) | 106.54 | 97% | 2012-05-24 |
| 3210. | Matt (yomatta) | 106.54 | 93% | 2012-11-26 |
| 3211. | N (ortizn) | 106.53 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 3212. | Jessica (jessicak0) | 106.53 | 92% | 2012-08-19 |
| 3213. | Devon (evonde) | 106.53 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |