As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8547. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8548. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 86.95 | 97% | 2015-08-20 |
| 8549. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 86.94 | 99% | 2024-10-26 |
| 8550. | Mallory (pandums) | 86.94 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 8551. | John (joop0625) | 86.94 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8552. | Joel (joel48) | 86.94 | 99% | 2016-12-31 |
| 8553. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 86.93 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8554. | IonCube (ioncube) | 86.93 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8555. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 86.93 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8556. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 86.93 | 93% | 2017-02-09 |
| 8557. | Marvin Andre (its_bachi) | 86.92 | 97.6% | 2024-07-02 |
| 8558. | Yash (milkyman) | 86.92 | 88% | 2016-06-10 |
| 8559. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 86.91 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 8560. | qwe (azeem838) | 86.91 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 8561. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 86.91 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8562. | Vojtěch (hudvoj) | 86.91 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 8563. | rome (1ensh1) | 86.90 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 8564. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 86.90 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 8565. | Vetle (havresekken) | 86.90 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
| 8566. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 86.90 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 8567. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 86.89 | 96.8% | 2024-05-26 |
| 8568. | elnino (elnio2803) | 86.89 | 96.5% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8569. | Trent (trent9j12) | 86.89 | 96% | 2016-03-20 |
| 8570. | Rowen Roel (borgons) | 86.89 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
| 8571. | shebaw (shebaw) | 86.89 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8572. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 86.89 | 97% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8573. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 8574. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 86.88 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8575. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 86.88 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8576. | Roy (lordkite) | 86.88 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |