Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8878. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 78.16 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 8879. | Justin (justinmagic456) | 78.16 | 99% | 2018-10-26 |
| 8880. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 78.16 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8881. | Anh (anhmv) | 78.16 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 8882. | Dominik (monteymontey) | 78.15 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 8883. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 78.15 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 8884. | T (raket124) | 78.15 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8885. | Rian (rriann) | 78.14 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 8886. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 78.14 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 8887. | Roland (radambc) | 78.13 | 100% | 2023-07-24 |
| 8888. | disgusting butterfly (swall... | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 8889. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 8890. | Hamms (hammsnoahn) | 78.12 | 95% | 2024-09-17 |
| 8891. | Austin (gauby92) | 78.12 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 8892. | Md (mim_01) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 8893. | Vivian (ninhiii) | 78.12 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8894. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8895. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 8896. | David (davidgilbarte) | 78.11 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8897. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 78.11 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 8898. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 78.11 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 8899. | Keedawg (_keedawg_) | 78.10 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8900. | Carlos (fuzwipper) | 78.10 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 8901. | Norman (aris6498) | 78.10 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 8902. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 78.10 | 97.2% | 2023-11-25 |
| 8903. | Kalee (kalesalad19) | 78.09 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 8904. | Roberto (bertdellefave123) | 78.09 | 95.5% | 2025-05-26 |
| 8905. | Dave (zxzt) | 78.09 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8906. | Hopp (461am) | 78.08 | 100% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8907. | Rounak (rouvai) | 78.08 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |