And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3215. | KítTy+Kat (kataraizakitkat) | 120.44 | 100% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3216. | ビナヤック (r_e_i_a_t_... | 120.42 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 3217. | Dan (dbrog418) | 120.42 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 3218. | Felix (promeneraren) | 120.42 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 3219. | Jacob (x1jacob) | 120.41 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 3220. | Principle (principle106) | 120.41 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 3221. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 120.41 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 3222. | Steven (zanzibar) | 120.41 | 99% | 2013-03-23 |
| 3223. | Chris (coscoscos) | 120.41 | 98% | 2014-10-17 |
| 3224. | zed (zedwydlol) | 120.41 | 100% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3225. | Rohan (rohangu) | 120.39 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 3226. | Sen² (seanblah) | 120.39 | 99% | 2023-04-29 |
| 3227. | S (zelrio) | 120.39 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 3228. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 120.38 | 98% | 2013-12-06 |
| 3229. | Jack (10000) | 120.37 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 3230. | (wildlife) | 120.37 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 3231. | gransfors (joetypeswords) | 120.36 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 3232. | gg ez (kranny) | 120.36 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 3233. | David (daviddaviddavid) | 120.36 | 99% | 2011-09-14 |
| 3234. | vroom💤 (noprop) | 120.35 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3235. | Simon (jesussr) | 120.34 | 96% | 2012-11-23 |
| 3236. | whatistyping? (lmaoslowtyper) | 120.34 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 3237. | dilythion (dilythion) | 120.33 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 3238. | ... (everclear) | 120.33 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 3239. | Aleksei (al1as) | 120.32 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 3240. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 120.32 | 97% | 2016-03-13 |
| 3241. | Monika (moni_type) | 120.31 | 97% | 2016-08-09 |
| 3242. | MNM (mnmnour) | 120.31 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 3243. | Paolo (invelt) | 120.30 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 3244. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 120.29 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |