Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3089. | gabe (f_tube) | 70.88 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 3090. | Wang (brotherzhi) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3091. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 70.88 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3092. | Heyhou (david73) | 70.87 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3093. | Tobias (tobiasschmidt2711) | 70.86 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3094. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 70.85 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3095. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 70.84 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3096. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 70.79 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3097. | John (antvil) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3098. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3099. | Caine (cainegt) | 70.75 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3100. | GOYARD (goyard) | 70.74 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 3101. | Avinash (avinash625) | 70.74 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3102. | Mert (zensoh) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3103. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.73 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3104. | Evan (lil_effer) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3105. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.71 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3106. | Susan (susanshu) | 70.70 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3107. | Victor (vhlin) | 70.69 | 94% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3108. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 70.66 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3109. | Ed (gitpwnednub) | 70.65 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3110. | Alekun (alekun) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3111. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3112. | Lee (enelledee) | 70.65 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3113. | Said (surrenderordie) | 70.64 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 3114. | adarsh (supng) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3115. | Eugene (_absorb_1) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3116. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 70.62 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3117. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 70.62 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3118. | Vasu (vasushash_2016) | 70.61 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |