Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1812. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 58.85 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1813. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 58.83 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1814. | nymm (day12) | 58.83 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1815. | Bob (bobgolf) | 58.81 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 1816. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 58.80 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1817. | uracra (uracra) | 58.75 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1818. | asd (thehommus) | 58.72 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 1819. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 58.71 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1820. | Robit (robit1) | 58.69 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1821. | Jed (zhenya) | 58.66 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 1822. | Hank (oakyolo) | 58.62 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1823. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 58.59 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 1824. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 58.59 | 94% | 2018-01-01 |
| 1825. | weaboo (pooffy) | 58.56 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1826. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 58.55 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1827. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 1828. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 58.50 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1829. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 58.49 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1830. | Kaymart (barrix) | 58.46 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1831. | default (defaultthree) | 58.45 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1832. | Mathieu (leginacl) | 58.39 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1833. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 58.39 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1834. | Josh (qjoshq) | 58.36 | 95% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1835. | Tyrone (rank1slowtyper) | 58.34 | 95% | 2017-07-15 |
| 1836. | labiche (legitaccountrealav... | 58.34 | 94% | 2017-12-30 |
| 1837. | xGodSlayerx (billyjia1) | 58.33 | 94% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1838. | Robert (meph87) | 58.33 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1839. | Bonez (lt_bonez) | 58.32 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1840. | Jeff (kr33py) | 58.32 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1841. | Ben (benyefet) | 58.31 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |