Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2715. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2716. | Olu (olubean) | 72.68 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2717. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 72.68 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2718. | ... (stratex) | 72.68 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2719. | ぽい～ (tamadesu) | 72.67 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2720. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2721. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 72.66 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2722. | Notorious (notorioustrape) | 72.65 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 2723. | Inferendum (bloonchipper) | 72.63 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2724. | yaha (mastercoolz) | 72.63 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2725. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 72.62 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2726. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 72.61 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2727. | Robert (ibla) | 72.61 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2728. | Klunky (liamrob) | 72.61 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2729. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 72.60 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2730. | Swag (gallusme) | 72.59 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2731. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2732. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2733. | Jess (switi_pits) | 72.56 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2734. | T-brain (t_breezzyy) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2735. | Thien (congacon2332) | 72.54 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2736. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 72.47 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2737. | Froody (froody129) | 72.41 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2738. | Max (chapdik) | 72.38 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 2739. | Potion (virginitytheft) | 72.37 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2740. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.37 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2741. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 72.37 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 2742. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 72.36 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2743. | Kerem (schwalye) | 72.36 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2744. | Peter (p3t3rtm) | 72.35 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |