As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26024. | Ankit Raya (ankithehe) | 40.85 | 93% | 2023-06-28 |
26025. | Matti (qzax) | 40.84 | 90% | 2016-09-20 |
26026. | Oscar Oketch (oscaroketch) | 40.83 | 86% | 2015-08-20 |
26027. | Ace (myhandshurtsmh) | 40.83 | 98% | 2019-01-12 |
26028. | Delayne (ddye12) | 40.82 | 89% | 2015-07-30 |
26029. | Bunjack (vet_jahana) | 40.81 | 89% | 2017-03-01 |
26030. | Hossain (hossain95) | 40.79 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
26031. | RHell (kasiarhell) | 40.79 | 93% | 2021-03-10 |
26032. | timiimit (timiimit) | 40.79 | 94% | 2021-07-09 |
26033. | Roisin (roshmcginley) | 40.77 | 94.3% | 2021-01-28 |
26034. | ine (inesth) | 40.77 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
26035. | io9 (io_9) | 40.76 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
26036. | Trey (thawk711) | 40.76 | 88% | 2016-02-13 |
26037. | harsh spacebar broke lol (d... | 40.73 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
26038. | chilly (maybosah) | 40.73 | 89% | 2016-12-07 |
26039. | md (ashikul5303) | 40.73 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
26040. | David (david605048) | 40.72 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
26041. | Laniyah (niyahboo) | 40.71 | 86% | 2016-05-16 |
26042. | Hayley (mikoabby) | 40.70 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
26043. | raza (razabrands) | 40.69 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
26044. | Banh (banhcosy) | 40.68 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
26045. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 40.68 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
26046. | sc__tm (mdtm) | 40.65 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
26047. | killer (killerlee) | 40.65 | 95% | 2017-12-13 |
26048. | Jello (sznjello) | 40.64 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
26049. | abhijeet (abhi070707) | 40.62 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
26050. | Pratham (deauth) | 40.61 | 93.7% | 2021-02-22 |
26051. | les (havanacuba) | 40.60 | 90% | 2016-06-30 |
26052. | Jake (jcum) | 40.59 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
26053. | Sarathy77 (sarathxxxy) | 40.58 | 95.7% | 2023-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |