Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6006. | Athul (night_shark) | 38.52 | 92% | 2020-07-11 |
| 6007. | Tam (josephtambmt) | 38.49 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
| 6008. | Josh (creeperstkoed) | 38.43 | 92% | 2018-11-05 |
| 6009. | Alex (ivbbr) | 38.39 | 95% | 2019-04-28 |
| 6010. | Reilly (rxilly) | 38.37 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 6011. | Marco (ankush12) | 38.27 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6012. | Balgow (balgow) | 38.24 | 92% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6013. | Caitlin (caitlinrosee) | 38.16 | 93% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6014. | void (voidxslap) | 38.14 | 92% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6015. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 38.11 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 6016. | Hussein (ajaguar) | 38.09 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 6017. | jugal (j1mmy) | 38.02 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
| 6018. | Sebastian (dopyfly26) | 38.01 | 94% | 2017-09-17 |
| 6019. | ankush (ankushnetttt) | 38.00 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 6020. | ShowMeDaWay (showmak) | 37.97 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6021. | zipper (zipper47) | 37.94 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 6022. | Jayde (canonjayde) | 37.93 | 91% | 2017-12-14 |
| 6023. | Manye (davemanye) | 37.93 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6024. | Anik (filtercopy) | 37.79 | 93% | 2017-11-07 |
| 6025. | Chardiggity (clehmann) | 37.65 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 6026. | Vikram (fast_life) | 37.65 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 6027. | majd (_mjd4) | 37.63 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
| 6028. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 37.62 | 93% | 2018-07-13 |
| 6029. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 37.59 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 6030. | Red (never_night) | 37.46 | 94% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6031. | jackson (jksn) | 37.43 | 94% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6032. | Shikhraj (shikhrajsingh) | 37.34 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 6033. | loc (loctheog) | 37.28 | 93% | 2019-07-30 |
| 6034. | Akshiet (learningworm) | 37.22 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 6035. | GoGo (gogopowerranger) | 37.19 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |