The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12280. | Liwamster (liwamster15) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12281. | Josh (49292048458) | 95.94 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 12282. | midnight (aw01) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 12283. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 95.94 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 12284. | Alex (jkdc) | 95.94 | 96% | 2014-10-02 |
| 12285. | Michael (tanglefoot) | 95.93 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12286. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 95.93 | 100% | 2013-11-25 |
| 12287. | Tossaporn (danker) | 95.93 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 12288. | natec (natec) | 95.93 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 12289. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12290. | Julius (julius0520) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12291. | Orante (orante) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 12292. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 95.92 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 12293. | Joel (wiss) | 95.92 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12294. | Osman (tracer_) | 95.92 | 99% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12295. | Hal (goscinny2) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 12296. | Nick S. (furbyparade226) | 95.91 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12297. | stryx (qwvl) | 95.91 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12298. | human (ashmylan) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12299. | jimmy (hireraprk) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12300. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 95.91 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12301. | Dc (daveed) | 95.91 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 12302. | Ryan (elucid) | 95.91 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 12303. | bruh (gotta_go_fastest) | 95.90 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 12304. | dylan (dylannorng) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 12305. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 95.90 | 98.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12306. | Teddy (deimondb) | 95.90 | 99% | 2012-03-29 |
| 12307. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 12308. | Rohan (yeetarted) | 95.89 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 12309. | noah (randylehey) | 95.89 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |