In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1982. | Cosmin (furiosu) | 69.25 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 1983. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 69.24 | 95% | 2019-06-15 |
| 1984. | Emre (mr3mr3) | 69.24 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1985. | Rena (renanav) | 69.24 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1986. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 69.23 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1987. | Toforgivemyself (hakuchihiro) | 69.23 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1988. | Matt (themattwhip) | 69.22 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1989. | Matthew (chry_blu_67) | 69.20 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 1990. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 69.19 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1991. | type (megas_xlr) | 69.18 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1992. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 69.17 | 99% | 2019-04-30 |
| 1993. | Nick (nick1347) | 69.16 | 95% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1994. | Saharsh (saharshluthra) | 69.12 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1995. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 69.12 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1996. | taco (tacocat0) | 69.12 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1997. | mrlago (mrlago) | 69.12 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1998. | Will (dauthnaer) | 69.11 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1999. | Bryan (booryan) | 69.10 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 2000. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 69.08 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2001. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 69.06 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 2002. | Jaylan (jc123abc) | 69.04 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2003. | Charlie (xharlie) | 69.03 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2004. | ZZZ (meids) | 69.02 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 2005. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 69.02 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2006. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 69.01 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2007. | Rohan (rohan93) | 69.00 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 2008. | Elias (9elias) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 2009. | Aidan (aidanha) | 68.96 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2010. | Ollie (typing555) | 68.95 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2011. | Austin (ajrocks99) | 68.95 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |